Frat Party

I saw this via Facebook and thought it was hilarious!

10 Reasons Why having a Toddler is like being at a Frat Party:

Check it out {HERE} or just keep reading...

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.


There were a few comments that had me laughing as well:

- Someone is singing a song completely out of tune and getting the words all wrong.

- People have to use both hands to climb the stairs.

- You hear the same stories 20 times in a row. Then you realize you're the one telling the same story 20 times in a row.

- There is that one person who finishes off whatever is left in everyone's cups.

- There is a girl who comes out of the closet wearing a boa and plastic heels.

- There is a handful of pennies and a PB&J in the DVD player and no one knows how they go there.

- Someone is always trying to take your keys from you.


And my personal favorite:

- You lie to your parents about what's going on at your place.



*Picture shamelessly pilfered from HERE