"I'm going to be a judge like Judge Judy when I grow up and tell people if they have to go to jail."
"Mom, when I grow grow up I want to be a triathlete because I already know how to swim and I know how to ride my bike and I can run."
"After I'm a triathlete I'm going to be a mailman so I can always give Papa his mail for him."
"When I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut and Daddy's going to be a dentist and we're going to work hard."
"After I'm done with Pre-K, I'm going to go to car dealer school so I can learn all about car dealerships and then I'm going to set you up with a Corvette." Yes, he really said that word for word!
And to top it off, he came out just this morning in what he wants to look like when he grows up. Yeah, we aren't quite sure either. I can only think of one word: blackmail.
